if i was meryl streep i’d make sure every fucker on the planet knew i was meryl streep. i’d call up the pizza place like “hello, i’d like some pizza, for me, meryl streep. i am meryl streep. please deliver the pizza to meryl streep’s house, on meryl street. thank you, from me, meryl streep.”
If she’s “too young” for her to be wearing “shorts that short”, she’s also too young for you to be sexualizing her body for wearing them.
hello 911 yes i just saw a man with sleeve tattoos wearing a button down with the sleeves rolled up and i need medical attention
yes, i am a hipster :-), have you heard of lana del rey?? probably not.
My heart says New York but musicals tell me Santa Fe
obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA