• Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

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loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police